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Khamenei adviser says Iran will 'catch Trump and place him on trial' https://worldisraelnews.com/khamenei-adviser-says-iran-will-catch-trump-and-place-him-on-trial/#.XZQae49J7tc.twitter
Khamenei adviser says Iran will 'catch Trump and place him on trial'
September 29, 2019

Khamenei adviser says Iran will 'catch Trump and place him on trial' https://worldisraelnews.com/khamenei-adviser-says-iran-will-catch-trump-and-place-him-on-trial/#.XZQae49J7tc.twitter



He also warned that the additional U.S. military troops deployed to the Gulf region will not be safe until they leave.

By World Israel News Staff

Mohsen Rezaei, an adviser to Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has said that Iran will catch U.S. President Donald Trump and put him on trial.

“Ultimately, we will catch Trump and place him on trial, God willing. An international court will convene and Trump will have to stand trial. He should stand trial not just for what he did to our people, but for his crimes against other nations as well,” he told Iran’s Channel 2 news agency.

Earlier this month, the U.S. sent 1,500 military personal to Saudi Arabia in response to the attack on Saudi oil facilities, which the U.S. has blamed on Iran.

Rezaei said that the lack of U.S. military response after Iran shot down an American surveillance drone in June is proof of it’s inability to protect Saudi Arabia.

“When the Americans are incapable of retaliating against Iran for the downing of their ultra-secret plane, would they be able to help Saudi Arabia? They cannot defend themselves, so how would they defend Saudi Arabia? Everybody has received that message,” he said.

Khamenei’s adviser warned that the additional U.S. military troops deployed to the Gulf region will not be safe until they leave.

“As long as America, England, and other foreign countries wish to remain in the region, the lack of security of the past 40 years will continue,” Rezaei said. “The first condition for security is the independence of [the region’s] countries.”

“The day the Americans leave the region, all the countries will become friends with one another,” he added.

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Stanley 3 days ago


They must have some really special drugs there.
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Ariette Singer Stanley 3 days ago


yes, as I've replied to one post, they are on idiocy intensifying drugs
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Hawkeye 3 days ago


the time has come to do ONE MASSIVE preemptive strike against IRAN.....take out their Navy, Air Force, Nuke Facilities......and LEADERSHIP.....the Iranian people will do the rest!!!!
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Bandit 3 days ago


The waytheguy is talking you would think that eran was spoiling of a full blown war, well if that is what they want then give it to them, they want a nuclear weapon so bad well give them one from say 80,000 feet, set to go off at around 10,000 for maximum damage, that might just change their micro minds. Those idiots are proving they do not want peace but a total regional conflict pulling all other countries into it. Talking about a country full of warmongers, this is going to get bad real bad real soon. I do not usually do this but I see eran starting a major war over in that part of the world and in turn causing a world war, this is going to happen in the next year or so.
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Bwa Ha Bandit 3 days ago edited


It's their nature, their religion... war. Think about it. Of course they'll always want to be involved in a war. They don't know anything else... "Want some cake?" the Jewish man asks, "I'm going to kill you" the muslim answers. "Come inside and get warm" the Christian family suggests to the muslim stranger. "I'm going to kill you" the muslim stranger replies as he tries to enter their home. "Need a ride?" the Buddhist driver offers as he opens the door to the car. :"I'm going to kill you" the muslim stranger replies as he enters the car and closes the door.

They have absolutely no idea how to be civil, especially with us infidels. They're hell-bent on destroying us, our culture, our religions, our society, our lives. If they can't have it we can't. There's absolutely NO TOLERANCE by them for folks like you or me, IMHO.
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Ariette Singer Bwa Ha 2 days ago


Their mentality of intolerance to others should be reciprocated - it will isolate these uncivilised lot from the decent nations. And no great loss. While nations strive for co-operation, this lot goes into separation. Strange mentality...
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Edward Lozano 3 days ago


Wonder what kind of drugs these people are taking...
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VTS Edward Lozano 3 days ago


They collaborate with Democrooks.
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VTS Jim Moritz 3 days ago


Hey, Jim genius. Don't they have the same goal "Catch Trump and put him on Trial"?
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Bwa Ha Jim Moritz 3 days ago


Yep, you're just another idiot. You had to write something, eh. Couldn't stay "quiet".
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Bwa Ha Jim Moritz 12 hours ago


That's okay, you'll be fine now. Cuddle with the blanket. You'll feel better. Anyways, it's good to see you posting comments again. Either you fell off of the comments sections or we've simply not crossed paths in awhile. Good to "see" you again in an adversarial way. Hope all's well and take care.
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VTS Jim Moritz 4 hours ago


What made you come to this conclusion, Clown News Network, or just reading NYT(rash)?


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Mikial Jim Moritz 2 days ago


Another Democrat troll. What exactly have the Democrats accomplished since they took control of the House? Answer . . . nothing.
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Nichus Block Mikial 2 days ago


All the bills are sitting on Mitch McConnell's desk, because he can. Just wait for the impeachment.
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Beverly Nichus Block 2 days ago


A lesson he learned from Harry Reid.
As for impeachment - articles of impeachment by the House, maybe; a trial by the Senate definitely not.


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Nichus Block VTS 2 days ago


Like when they collaborated with Carter to take American hostages and only freed them when Repug Ronnie took office?


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Ariette Singer Edward Lozano 3 days ago


It looks like they are addicted to or it a compulsory to the IDIOCY INTENSIFIER
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ROMAN G 3 days ago


We had the chance to catch Khamenei and put him on trial, though not this pimple-on-globe's-butt adviser, when he stepped on our soil last week. Oh well...
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Bwa Ha ROMAN G 3 days ago


"Kidnapped"? Nah... we should've just arrested him. Charged him with a whole multitude of crimes. No need to "kidnap" when you have a cause, a just reason.


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ROMAN G Bwa Ha 2 days ago


I did not say anything about kidnapping, I said catching him.


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Bwa Ha ROMAN G 12 hours ago


Yeah, you did. "Catching him" and taking him away and putting him on trial while he's on our soil via a diplomatic visa is, well, pretty dad-gummed close to kidnapping him... Closer to kidnapping than "catching". But hey, I get your meaning. We should have taken him into custody and should charge him with a crime or crimes, put him on trial or let him cop a plea and, if guilty, sentence him to whatever's appropriate via our laws. If there's no crime? Then what? We took him into custody. We'd be holding him in a jail cell. If for no crime, what?


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ROMAN G Bwa Ha 11 hours ago


Look at it this way: we have some blind cleric sitting in jail since 2001 for less a crime than this Ayatollah has in his quiver; we have blood of American GIs on his hands (starting with John Stathem to supplying IED&arms to Taliban); we have his stooges in Lebanon, Iraq, Yemen, Bahrain, Oman and Venezuela... so if you gut the head of the snake, the rest will find their pace. All we have to live with is bunch of screaming Shi'aheads and his defense attorneys claims of traumatized childhood. So what? Vengeance and justice, just like good Vodka gimlet, is best when served cold.


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VTS Jim Moritz 3 days ago


Same as Nancy Pelosi is acceptable to the people of USA.
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Bwa Ha VTS 3 days ago


I don't "accept" pelosi, I have to "tolerate" pelosi. She's protected by our penal code.
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VTS Jim Moritz 4 hours ago


Sorry, but you alredy demonstrated that you just another demoCretin.


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Bwa Ha Jim Moritz 3 days ago


What is "too far"? If threatening our POTUS is going too far then most of congress, especially those on the left would be imprisoned.


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cherieloren Bwa Ha 2 days ago


As they SHOULD be.
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Lorensacho 3 days ago


A group of Israeli intelligence agents snuck into Iran and seized thousands of documents from a secure storage facility. Does anyone really think that Iran is capable of kidnapping the most protected man on the planet, namely Donald Trump?
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Ariette Singer Lorensacho 3 days ago


I've read a long time ago an medical article which stated that insane people do not believe (or accept) that they are insane.


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Lorensacho Ariette Singer 3 days ago


So true, but the leaders of Iran are not insane. They have given monopolies of a number of industries to their children so they are looking ahead. Sounding insane is part of their strategy to hold on to power.


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Robert Miles 3 days ago


Iranians couldn’t catch a cold in an isolation ward . The balls of those braggarts must be the size of a new moon 🌝
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Bwa Ha Robert Miles 3 days ago


I don't believe Iranians have any balls. Though I've never checked to see if they do or not. Don't really care to.


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Angel kasparov 3 days ago


It will be a day of global justice when Khamenei is hanged upside down and naked in public, along with all of his terrorist thugs.
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mikeatkron Angel kasparov 2 days ago


Just like the Italian Partisans did to Mussolini and his wh0re, one they captured them!


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MESSIAH Persian king ISRAEL 3 days ago


Cina crazy communists Russia totally crazy ] [ “The day the Americans leave the region, and all israeli people are killed: all christian martyr die? all the countries Allah ISIS akbar will become friends with one another,” he added: dead to kafir Dhimmis and MURTIDI! Merkel Caput Von Hitler URSULA the takfirio sudairio.

“Il giorno in cui gli americani lasciano la regione e tutti gli israeliani vengono uccisi: tutti i martiri cristiani muoiono? tutti i paesi Allah ISIS akbar diventeranno amici l'uno con l'altro ", ha aggiunto: morto a Kafir Dhimmis e MURTIDI! Merkel Caput Von Hitler URSULA the takfirio sudairio.
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Bwa Ha MESSIAH Persian king ISRAEL 3 days ago edited


Bring it sparky!


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MESSIAH Persian king ISRAEL Bwa Ha 2 days ago


I gave you a small gift!
but from where / how: is this type of counting born?
NEVER FORGET !!! This counter remains active until the war against all Islamic terrorists is won !!!
War was declared on the United States of America
6,592 days, 2 hours, 43 minutes and 31 seconds ag
Bwa Ha Bring it sparky
talmud666 blogspot com / 2019/09 / bwa-ha-bring-it-sparky


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bigal4u 3 days ago


I also wondered what drugs this camel shagger was taking!!
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MESSIAH Persian king ISRAEL 3 days ago


oh caxxo!! Khamenei adviser says Iran will 'catch Trump and place him on trial'

in short, for what it seems to me to understand to this poor boy of Donald TRUMP, in addition to the democratic party everyone wants to hurt him, also the Iranians too!
insomma per quello che mi sembra di capire a questo povero ragazzo di Donald TRUMP, oltre al partito democratico tutti gli vogliono fare del male anche gli iraniani!


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Bwa Ha MESSIAH Persian king ISRAEL 3 days ago


Not everyone wants to hurt our POTUS Donald J. Trump. Just leftists and lunatics... wait, one and the same. Nice try though sparky.
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Ariette Singer MESSIAH Persian king ISRAEL 2 days ago


you mean to type "oh caxxo"?
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MESSIAH Persian king ISRAEL Ariette Singer 2 days ago


yes


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18_18 3 days ago


More nonsense from the people who use hashish daily.
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Barry Burton 2 days ago


It is Time for Iran to learn from the Phrase, "The more of the mouth, the less of the Brain".
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Baruch 2 days ago


The Democrats are colluding with the Islamic Republic on this.
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RYAN 2 days ago edited


Ya and Jesus was gay the earth is flat and diarrhea law will prevail. The Mossad will be adjusting his iPhone so that when Trump calls his head will resemble the religion of peace’s making his goat a widow.


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Victor 2 days ago


They gotta wait their term for Trump will be try for TREASON in the United States next year !


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Victor 2 days ago


Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin and the Russian's Trojan Horse within the White House and his SUPPORTERS just can not see the liar for what he really is !!!!!


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Nichus Block Victor 2 days ago


Exactly. Putin has Chump on tape grabbing some russian pu$$y and he owns the b!tch. When you combine Chump's penchant for fooling around with the undisputed masters of the honey trap the result is a given.


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Dave Kaplan 2 days ago


Sure.....peace under the worldwide Shia Caliphate.
Over their dead bodies.
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Diskusted 2 days ago


"catch U.S. President Donald Trump and put him on trial." - Exactly what the Democrats, RINO's and US globalists have been attempting for the past 3 years. How much of the rest of the world wants that too?
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Nichus Block Diskusted 2 days ago


And they will finally succeed because of Chump's own stupidity and hubris.
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Diskusted Nichus Block 2 days ago


So you have a boybedbuddy named Chump.... & that's why you are stupid and growing illegal herbs? Wow you really are brain dead and deluded.
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Jonas Reong Jonas Diskusted 2 days ago


im convincing that the mullah aider and mullah himself will be kidnap and ship or posted out from iran by the best intelligent Mosad or CIA . talking bose,, haaa iran,, your country will be rained in by the most smart missle evermade in this earth. dont tease the sleepng tigers and yet you are just a deer..remember your citizen will be the victim of your stupidness due the failures and negligence by the mullah Govt. Iran would attack isreal with its ballastic.. this is what sadam has treatened Isreal.. before, lets iran try now if they are successfull.? but your citizen will be the victim... every of your city will rain by the power of True Gods...


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mikeatkron Diskusted 2 days ago


The idiot Dhimmicarat who posted his criticism below!
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Bear Nickel 2 days ago


Time for a new deck of cards...


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mikeatkron Bear Nickel 2 days ago


The Iranian momzer is not playing with a full deck; he is a few fries short of a happy meal; his elevator does not go to the top floor; his lights are on, but nobody's home!


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Wayne Warren 2 days ago


This clown just signed his own death certificate with the CIA as you dont threaten the most popular Politicia and President and wall away to tell the story.
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Nichus Block Wayne Warren 2 days ago


Popular? Chump's ratings have always been abysmal. He lost all credibility after calling off the airstrike because he supposedly just learned at the last minute people would die. What kind of idiot wouldn't know that? Lame excuse. Iran has been emboldened by Chump's stupidity and weakness.


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MarsingID83639 2 days ago edited


Rezaei has an alligator mouth and a humming bird's azz.
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daized79 2 days ago


Wait, trump is bad because he did something to Iran, but weak because he didn't do anything to Iran?


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Nichus Block 2 days ago


They have to get in line behind the US Congress and the NY prosecutor.


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Mikial 2 days ago


Sounds like the rhetoric that loudmouth Saddam used to spout, and you see how he ended up. I was in Baghdad both when he was captured and when he was executed, it was quite a celebration by the locals.
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stevenL 2 days ago


The only peaceful solution to the Iranian problem is: the total collapse of their economy. The EU, China and a few other countries are playing devil advocates. How long can BHO gift last (with the approval of liberal Jews)?
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Jonas Reong Jonas stevenL  

well, i sees that iraq is made to Lebenon, syria and Gaza, how dare the the iraqis Govt allowed the militia under sponsoreship of iran to anchor in her land.. That is why Sadam fought war with Mullah govt of Iran...now the mullah is transporting a balastic missle to iraq after her intallation and soldiers being flush out by the daring powerfull isrealis fighter jet... They will come and next we see the iraq will be in a conflict zone....
 


Claude Baines 2 days ago


Ok.. is this some form of Iranian humor? 🤪

 



alpcns . 2 days ago


I always was convinced that these islamofascists were as dumb and retarded as they look. I was wrong. Mohsen Rezaei has convinced me that they're far, far worse. Really, there's no hope for these imbeciles.
 



Madlicka 2 days ago


another blah blah blah arab smoking something again
 



David Charles Levy 4 hours ago


Wonderful amusement. ROTFL. How about Iran gets out of Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and Yemen?